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je to.......rejver?
Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.
Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.
Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.
Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.
Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.
Ravers hug EVERYONE.
Ravers can DANCE.
Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size.
Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.
Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius.
Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.
Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump."
Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
Ravers know how to SMILE.
Ravers always choose "e" on multiple choice questions.
Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".
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pravi rejver:
You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR".
You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical.
You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions.
You regularly use the word "venue"...
When you do dance, you "battle".
You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave status".
You make candy...
You find out just how crooked promoters really are.
You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene.
You say "the scene" a lot.
You find out how much better european electronic music really is.
You find out that glow sticks were cool TEN years ago in the UK.
You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends.
When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal.
You realize how cool Drum n' Bass is.
You have close friends who don't give a fuck about raving.
The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick.
You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick show".
You learn to break.
If you want to actually "roll," you have to eat about four pills at once.
You can get those four pills for the same price that everyone else pays for one.
You drink beer at after parties.
You quit collecting fliers.
You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of those fucking little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!"
You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked.
You can't remember much in general.
You realize that ravers aren't nearly as genuine as the hippies were.
You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died.
You are actually called by your real name.
You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy.
You talk shit as much as possible.
You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of pants.")
You DESPISE Happy Hardcore.
You DESPISE candy.
You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving the party because of it.
You no longer feel the need to advertise your "rave-ness" to the world.
You know that post-rave sex is aweful.
You've blocked kids who tried to get in a circle that was outta their league.
You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance.
You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't.
You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD.
You have day-dreams that involve the Telletubies and a large rusty chainsaw.
Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago.
You know why GHB and special K are for fucking idiots.
You hate rave ho's or DJ WHORES!
You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes.
You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out.
You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police, and any other authority.
You purposely wear way too much clothing to parties, because you know that dancing in a turtleneck sweater looks fucking ill.
You say "ill" a lot.
You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL.
You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not.
You find the jungle room much more appealing now.
You can actually dance to jungle.
You see guys from your high school football team at a party and laff you balls off with your friends as they try to dance!
You know raving is mainstream as fuck. Especially when you see "PLUR" shirts in HOT TOPIC and new flyers are sitting in McDonalds and Bars!!
The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party.
Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely fucked up.
You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories.
You are amazed that you are somehow still alive.
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pravice rejverja
01. We have the right to Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect.
02. We have the right to be around non-shady people.
03. We have the right to not get ripped off.
04. We have the right to express ourselves in anyway we wish that is not harmful to anyone else.
05. We have the right to not be searched just because of the way we look.
06. We have the right to water in the bathrooms.
07. We have the right to clean bathrooms.
08. We have the right to re-entry at parties (raves).
09. We have the right to kiss someone just to make his or her day.
10. We have the right to enjoy the music.
11. We have the right to dance until the cows come home and not be criticized.
12. We have the right to dress how we want and not be laughed at.
13. We have the right to carry our stuffed animals everywhere.
14. We have the right to wear our binkeys.
15. We have the right to be in e-puddles on non-dance space.
16. We have the right to smile all the tme.
17. We have the right to love everybody we want to.
18. We have the right to be ravers and not be stereo typed as drug addicts.
19. And we especially have the right to hugs.
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